OK WTF is this Chevy Tweet supposed to mean?

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 06/20/2018 at 16:11 • Filed to: Chevrolet, Chevy, Twitter

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HammerheadFistpunch > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:05

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Merch

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:05

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That whatever firm handles Chevrolet’s social media fucked up and tweeted someone else’s ad using their handle.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:07

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Did they have a car burn down so now they think they’re hot like Ferrari?

HammerheadFistpunch > DipodomysDeserti 06/20/2018 at 16:07

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Most likely, but I like the idea of sewage green suits from Chevy better.

user314 > DipodomysDeserti 06/20/2018 at 16:08

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HammerheadFistpunch 06/20/2018 at 16:09

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I thought the only Chevy merch available was trucker hats

Honeybunchesofgoats > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:11

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I really hope it means floral brocade interiors, but I suspect it means mint green cars.

Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:11

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Fake News, he’s not wearing a Bowtie.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > HammerheadFistpunch 06/20/2018 at 16:11

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Hey Larry what color is this? Mint, seafoam? Nah, sewage.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > DipodomysDeserti 06/20/2018 at 16:11

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That’s what I thought at first, but the Chevrolet account has responded to confirm that it was indeed intended for them.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Takuro Spirit 06/20/2018 at 16:12

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CalzoneGolem > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:14

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That’s a fantastic looking jacket.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:16

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What a stupid way to tease a car.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:17

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Ford : new bronco with body on frame
Jeep : JL wrangler
Chevy: the 2020 blazer will be fwd, unibody and ride on the traverse platform with 4 doors and will look like a cavalier.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/20/2018 at 16:18

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My friend, have you seen the “Teaser” for the AUdi Q8?

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:19

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I think its pretty clever, especially when compared to a lot of their previous marketing...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2018 at 16:20

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Here’s your Nostalgia-stroking “SUV” bitch, now give us money!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:20

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Chevy: “Our new SUV offering will be metrosexual and pretentious”

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:24

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Fuck this whole planet.

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:25

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Seems a little formal compared to how I remember the Blazer and its demographic.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2018 at 16:25

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The Cavalier looks better than the new Silverado.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:26

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GM: We know how to shoot our self in the foot when the market shows interest in a enthusiast product. You want a two door blazer or a v8 rwd sedan? Fuck you, all you get is a short production holden and a new trim on this silverado pickup.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 06/20/2018 at 16:28

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A rolled over J body looks better than the new silverado

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 06/20/2018 at 16:29

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We’re all one person with the right skills and this opinion away from extinction.

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:31

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Chevy still has to iron out a few kinks before the reveal.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fintail 06/20/2018 at 16:32

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You don’t believe in Evolution?

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:35

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Looking at the past 18 months of history...nope ;)

wafflesnfalafel > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 16:41

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everybody sees that Toyota can sell 4runners for 50k now and wants some of the action

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 06/20/2018 at 17:10

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Real People.Not actors.

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 17:12

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“Hey man, wanna buy an invsible Rolex? Got them from the GM retirement gift auction!”

gmctavish needs more space > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2018 at 18:10

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Right? As the previous owner of a Blazer, I had high hopes for this reboot. But now, after the new Camaro and Silverado....ugh

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > gmctavish needs more space 06/20/2018 at 19:09

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Knowing GM, their ultimate fuck you is a rebadged chevy Trax as the k5 blazer.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 06/20/2018 at 19:28

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It means they are going green... meaning the new Blazer will be a FWD hybrid.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/20/2018 at 19:31

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Yay! I can’t wait for the future of the Automotive industry!

gmctavish needs more space > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/20/2018 at 22:30

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Oh jesus. Yeah I’m hoping for a modern S10 Blazer, affordable, versatile, reliable, fairly basic, yknow, the old definition of SUV. I’m sure it won’t be any of those, probably not even close.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > gmctavish needs more space 06/21/2018 at 19:04

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Update: it's everything I joked about and it's dog shit. 

gmctavish needs more space > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/21/2018 at 19:48

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I just saw as well. God dammit GM.